"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Third Base
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. So, Matt doesn't have arms or legs, right? These kids ain't inviting him to play nicely. They wanna use him AS THE BASE because he can't move. Get it? They are using a disabled person as an inanimate object! And you thought this was friendly? You are why people hate comedy. Did you know that less than 1% of the world is funny? You belong to the other 99%.