Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
Suicide Scale Check
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Explanation
The joke plays on the typical response after someone hits their head. Instead of checking for concussion, the person asks their friend about their own perceived level of suicidal ideation and then dismisses the friend's injury based on the answer.