Suicide Scale Check

The joke plays on the typical response after someone hits their head. Instead of checking for concussion, the person asks their friend about their own perceived level of suicidal ideation and then dismisses the friend's injury based on the answer.

• Suicide
• Finger
• Friend
• Guy
• Head
• Scale

• What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with. To those who are dead now, was it fun?
• My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny." Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
• My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
• - Sometimes I feel like killing myself... - But? - ...