Humor
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
lolo.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Like this.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
I'm an orphan, lol.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"