Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

You know, Ebay sucks. I was looking for a lighter and it gave me 18,906 matches

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo a hippo is really heavy a zippo is a little lighter

how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter