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Lighter's Affection

    • My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.

    Explanation

    • The joke plays on the idea of a lighter speaking to someone's thighs, which is a dark way of talking about self-harm with a lighter. It personifies the lighter as being friendly and supportive in a morbidly ironic sense. The phrase "you lit my mind" is a wordplay, as it can be interpreted literally and also metaphorically as a source of new ideas, while 'lit' can also be interpreted as burning the thighs.

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    • but I'm not allowed to email or reach out to people

    so delete emails with me ]

    nd I'll delete all I send u

    I really need you back at school

    Gavin knows I love the texan guy

    YOU STILL LOVE THE TEXAS GUY

    I didn't know that but when your ungrounded do you wanna come over and get high with me

    Ok love you too you could probably come over next week on Thursday

    And possibly spend the night

    also my dad "wants to speak to her first"

    make an acc for ur phone smh

    this was all based of a stupid fucking rumor

    and I might now get expelled

    but I was at my sisters house

    and all I could think Abt is

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    a person that u was on facetime with

    can u tell Gavin I cant use GroupMe for like

    ✨Gwennie✨

    Gavin

    OMG such a lucky guess.. he TOTTALY wasn't the only person left over. ur so msart

    here I'm gonna find somewhere for u me nd Gavin to tlk

    the one we on rn is just for u nd me

    Also look at my profile pic it has my new hair in it

    Stoic Mantis

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