My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Lighter's Affection
Explanation
The joke plays on the idea of a lighter speaking to someone's thighs, which is a dark way of talking about self-harm with a lighter. It personifies the lighter as being friendly and supportive in a morbidly ironic sense. The phrase "you lit my mind" is a wordplay, as it can be interpreted literally and also metaphorically as a source of new ideas, while 'lit' can also be interpreted as burning the thighs.
Comments (78)
Anonymous
this joke is emo
✨Gwennie✨
Lol
✨Gwennie✨
How are you and gavin
Anonymous
idek.
Anonymous
but I'm not allowed to email or reach out to people
Anonymous
so delete emails with me ]
Anonymous
nd I'll delete all I send u
✨Gwennie✨
Ok
✨Gwennie✨
I really need you back at school
Anonymous
welp
Anonymous
cant come back
Anonymous
Gavin knows I love the texan guy
Anonymous
:/
✨Gwennie✨
YOU STILL LOVE THE TEXAS GUY
Anonymous
girl
Anonymous
duh
✨Gwennie✨
I didn't know that but when your ungrounded do you wanna come over and get high with me
Anonymous
yes
✨Gwennie✨
Ok lol
Anonymous
gweneinee
Anonymous
I love you.
Anonymous
I'ma call my mom rq brb
✨Gwennie✨
Ok love you too you could probably come over next week on Thursday
✨Gwennie✨
And possibly spend the night
Anonymous
prolly not
Anonymous
I can ask though
Anonymous
also my dad "wants to speak to her first"
✨Gwennie✨
To speak to me
✨Gwennie✨
Bout what
Anonymous
nooo I mean my mom
Anonymous
silly
✨Gwennie✨
Ohhhh ok
Anonymous
make an acc for ur phone smh
✨Gwennie✨
Ok
Anonymous
this was all based of a stupid fucking rumor
Anonymous
and I might now get expelled
✨Gwennie✨
Made an account ✨gwennie✨
Anonymous
W
Anonymous
OKAY SO ERM
Anonymous
REALLY REALLY WEIRD
Anonymous
but I was at my sisters house
Anonymous
and all I could think Abt is
Anonymous
one thing
Anonymous
afk
Anonymous
nvm
✨Gwennie✨
Wait what were you thinking about
Anonymous
uh
Anonymous
nd it was one person
Anonymous
so that's likee
✨Gwennie✨
Texas guy
Anonymous
no
✨Gwennie✨
Who
Anonymous
uhmm
Anonymous
a person that u was on facetime with
Anonymous
and iw as on ft withhhh
Anonymous
and
Anonymous
we was on ft with
Anonymous
and it WASNT karter
✨Gwennie✨
Gavin
Anonymous
can u tell Gavin I cant use GroupMe for like
Anonymous
an hour
✨Gwennie✨
Ok
Anonymous
OMG such a lucky guess.. he TOTTALY wasn't the only person left over. ur so msart
Anonymous
smart
Anonymous
😇
✨Gwennie✨
I know I am thxxxx
Anonymous
yuhh the smsrtest
Anonymous
here I'm gonna find somewhere for u me nd Gavin to tlk
Anonymous
worstjokesever.com/jokes/62f916dc907a529718d25a82/today-i-dreamt-about-giving-head-to-johnny-depp send Gavin this link"
Anonymous
its for us three
Anonymous
the one we on rn is just for u nd me
✨Gwennie✨
Ok
✨Gwennie✨
I'll go on the knew one
✨Gwennie✨
Also look at my profile pic it has my new hair in it