My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Lighter's Affection
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The joke plays on the idea of a lighter speaking to someone's thighs, which is a dark way of talking about self-harm with a lighter. It personifies the lighter as being friendly and supportive in a morbidly ironic sense. The phrase "you lit my mind" is a wordplay, as it can be interpreted literally and also metaphorically as a source of new ideas, while 'lit' can also be interpreted as burning the thighs.
Anonymous
this joke is emo
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Lol
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How are you and gavin
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idek.
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but I'm not allowed to email or reach out to people
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so delete emails with me ]
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nd I'll delete all I send u
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Ok
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I really need you back at school
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welp
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cant come back
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Gavin knows I love the texan guy
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:/
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YOU STILL LOVE THE TEXAS GUY
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girl
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duh
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I didn't know that but when your ungrounded do you wanna come over and get high with me
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yes
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Ok lol
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gweneinee
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I love you.
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I'ma call my mom rq brb
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Ok love you too you could probably come over next week on Thursday
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And possibly spend the night
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prolly not
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I can ask though
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also my dad "wants to speak to her first"
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To speak to me
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Bout what
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nooo I mean my mom
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silly
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Ohhhh ok
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make an acc for ur phone smh
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Ok
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this was all based of a stupid fucking rumor
Anonymous
and I might now get expelled
✨Gwennie✨
Made an account ✨gwennie✨
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W
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OKAY SO ERM
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REALLY REALLY WEIRD
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but I was at my sisters house
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and all I could think Abt is
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one thing
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afk
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nvm
✨Gwennie✨
Wait what were you thinking about
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uh
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nd it was one person
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so that's likee
✨Gwennie✨
Texas guy
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no
✨Gwennie✨
Who
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uhmm
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a person that u was on facetime with
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and iw as on ft withhhh
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and
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we was on ft with
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and it WASNT karter
✨Gwennie✨
Gavin
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can u tell Gavin I cant use GroupMe for like
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an hour
✨Gwennie✨
Ok
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OMG such a lucky guess.. he TOTTALY wasn't the only person left over. ur so msart
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smart
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😇
✨Gwennie✨
I know I am thxxxx
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yuhh the smsrtest
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here I'm gonna find somewhere for u me nd Gavin to tlk
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worstjokesever.com/jokes/62f916dc907a529718d25a82/today-i-dreamt-about-giving-head-to-johnny-depp send Gavin this link"
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its for us three
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the one we on rn is just for u nd me
✨Gwennie✨
Ok
✨Gwennie✨
I'll go on the knew one
✨Gwennie✨
Also look at my profile pic it has my new hair in it