My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Lighter's Affection
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The joke plays on the idea of a lighter speaking to someone's thighs, which is a dark way of talking about self-harm with a lighter. It personifies the lighter as being friendly and supportive in a morbidly ironic sense. The phrase "you lit my mind" is a wordplay, as it can be interpreted literally and also metaphorically as a source of new ideas, while 'lit' can also be interpreted as burning the thighs.
timmyy
this joke is emo
Anonymous
Lol
Anonymous
How are you and gavin
timmyy
idek.
timmyy
but I'm not allowed to email or reach out to people
timmyy
so delete emails with me ]
timmyy
nd I'll delete all I send u
Anonymous
Ok
Anonymous
I really need you back at school
timmyy
welp
timmyy
cant come back
timmyy
Gavin knows I love the texan guy
timmyy
:/
Anonymous
YOU STILL LOVE THE TEXAS GUY
timmyy
girl
timmyy
duh
Anonymous
I didn't know that but when your ungrounded do you wanna come over and get high with me
timmyy
yes
Anonymous
Ok lol
timmyy
gweneinee
timmyy
I love you.
timmyy
I'ma call my mom rq brb
Anonymous
Ok love you too you could probably come over next week on Thursday
Anonymous
And possibly spend the night
timmyy
prolly not
timmyy
I can ask though
timmyy
also my dad "wants to speak to her first"
Anonymous
To speak to me
Anonymous
Bout what
timmyy
nooo I mean my mom
timmyy
silly
Anonymous
Ohhhh ok
timmyy
make an acc for ur phone smh
Anonymous
Ok
timmyy
this was all based of a stupid fucking rumor
timmyy
and I might now get expelled
✨Gwennie✨
Made an account ✨gwennie✨
timmyy
W
timmyy
OKAY SO ERM
timmyy
REALLY REALLY WEIRD
timmyy
but I was at my sisters house
timmyy
and all I could think Abt is
timmyy
one thing
timmyy
afk
timmyy
nvm
✨Gwennie✨
Wait what were you thinking about
timmyy
uh
timmyy
nd it was one person
timmyy
so that's likee
✨Gwennie✨
Texas guy
timmyy
no
✨Gwennie✨
Who
timmyy
uhmm
timmyy
a person that u was on facetime with
timmyy
and iw as on ft withhhh
timmyy
and
timmyy
we was on ft with
timmyy
and it WASNT karter
✨Gwennie✨
Gavin
timmyy
can u tell Gavin I cant use GroupMe for like
timmyy
an hour
✨Gwennie✨
Ok
timmyy
OMG such a lucky guess.. he TOTTALY wasn't the only person left over. ur so msart
timmyy
smart
timmyy
😇
✨Gwennie✨
I know I am thxxxx
timmyy
yuhh the smsrtest
timmyy
here I'm gonna find somewhere for u me nd Gavin to tlk
timmyy
worstjokesever.com/jokes/62f916dc907a529718d25a82/today-i-dreamt-about-giving-head-to-johnny-depp send Gavin this link"
timmyy
its for us three
timmyy
the one we on rn is just for u nd me
✨Gwennie✨
Ok
✨Gwennie✨
I'll go on the knew one
✨Gwennie✨
Also look at my profile pic it has my new hair in it