I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

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