Humor
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
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You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.