Deez Nuts

Listen up, buttercup. This here joke is all about the element of surprise, see? Some knucklehead goes up to a girl, sounds all sweet like he gonna whisper somethin' romantic. Instead, BAM! He yells "DEEZ NUTS!" which is a real dumb but classic way of punking someone. It catches you off guard, and that's the whole shebang. It's funny 'cause it's so stupid.