Humor
Joke start.
Punchline!
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
I rate it 9/11.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
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I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.