Humor
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Your mom #69.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"