I like Christmas. Itβs the holiday where an old man breaks into peopleβs homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay π
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas I don't know he still hasn't opened it yet
Nuns worst holiday? Norfolk. Nuns best holiday?Bangkok.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin
Where does a Pencil go to vacation Pencil Vania
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
why do Emos love Christmas? so they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. hope u liked it, happy holidays!
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
Its the season of giving, So ill be giving up!
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
what is a organ lest fav holiday
crismas they wish they get parents
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday. But, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof
