Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
after the holidays. ron asks hermione: "how was the weather in Spain?" hermione: "no idea, it was so foggy i couldnt see a thing"
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday
What did sally get for Easter.. Nail polish,
what did the blind man say on Christmas? I can feel your presents!
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for christmas? A new ass because his one has crack on it.
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves!
Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
what does the blind, deff child get for christmas
Cancer
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
