Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Storyβs like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
I like Christmas. Itβs the holiday where an old man breaks into peopleβs homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay π
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas I don't know he still hasn't opened it yet
Nuns worst holiday? Norfolk. Nuns best holiday?Bangkok.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin
Where does a Pencil go to vacation Pencil Vania
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
what is a organ lest fav holiday
crismas they wish they get parents
