What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad
Santa got the milk
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross? Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter Vacation.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
Your chin is were i went on ski vacation.
why do orphans not like july 24th?? because its parents day
What did the orphan want for Christmas.
Parents
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin
why does the emo hate christmas the ordamonts get hanged and they dont
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
What is a dog 🐕 that is Christmas? A Christmas tree dog 🐶
in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan
Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day
