Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. The joke is that orphans don't have parents, right? And "Father Christmas" (that's Santa, for you dummies) also "left" them, meaning he abandoned them, just like their parents! Get it? It's funny because it's sad... like your chances of understanding basic humor. Based.