What did sally get for Easter.. Nail polish,
if you are depressed, eat panera bread it is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11
How did the tree get sick
It got tinsel-itis
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
What’s micheal Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
Everyone if I am not online that is because i am on a Vaction so yea.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
Why do orphans hate Christmas? Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
