Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
Everyone if I am not online that is because i am on a Vaction so yea.
How did the tree get sick
It got tinsel-itis
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
Why do orphans hate Christmas? Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
You know the song I saw mommy and Santa kissing apparently santas the mailman
last christmas i took a picture of your mom
Its still printing
what did the blind man say on Christmas? I can feel your presents!
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors?When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
Story’s like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Where does a Pencil go to vacation Pencil Vania
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
2 gays are getting ready for Christmas...they are expecting a big package in the Male!
what an orthsn favourite movie home alone
