Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! š¤
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
Why does an orphanās calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Fatherās or Motherās Days on their calendar.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
Happy new year! š„³
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
