Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is, "Dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
Little Johnny's Misunderstanding
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Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. You wrote this joke, so you're already starting at a deficit. The humor comes from Little Johnny misunderstanding his dad's swear words, thinking they're normal terms for relatives and clothing. Then, at the end, Johnny uses those same 'polite' words to greet guests on Thanksgiving, thinking that's normal. It's funny because it's so wrong and unexpected. The kid thinks he's being polite when he's actually being extremely crude, which is something the author here might not understand, so let me know if you need more clarification.