Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, fathers day, and mothers day
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"
Have a great year!
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
What did sally get for Christmas cancer
What did the orphan get for Christmas nothing because his parents ran away double whammy orphan jokes r like a kid with cancer it never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday
A Cake By The Ocean
