Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We dunno she ain't opened it yet
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why
He had no legs
Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why do Christmas trees 🎄 like wheelchairs ? Beacause the have kids
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for christmas? A new ass because his one has crack on it.
what does the blind, deff child get for christmas
Cancer
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
My child is ungrateful, I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you, no, he said "dad, I don't have any legs"
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, fathers day, and mothers day
