Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Orphan's Calendar Conundrum
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. You really think you're funny, huh? You ain't fooling anyone with this one. Here's the deal: Orphans don't have mothers or fathers. Mother's Day and Father's Day exist. So take 365 - 2 and you get the joke.