What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*
I usually hang up halloween decorations,
but this year imma be the decoration.
