Trick Or Treat jokes
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I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
halloween be like
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."