Trick Or Treat jokes

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

Me: *stabs vampire*

Wife: omg

Me: *beats vampire to death*

Wife: OMG

Me: What?

Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!

Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?

What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?

Halloween. Free delivery!

What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?

Nothing.

Can you go as a horse for Halloween?

Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!

Why do a pedophile love Halloween?

Free delivery.

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"

I usually hang up Halloween decorations,

but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.