Trick Or Treat jokes

How long was the owl trick or treating?

Owl night long!

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"

Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?

Harlem, New York.

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?

Nothing.

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating!

I usually hang up Halloween decorations,

but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?

Halloween. Free delivery!

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.

She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."

Me: *stabs vampire*

Wife: omg

Me: *beats vampire to death*

Wife: OMG

Me: What?

Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!

Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

Can you go as a horse for Halloween?

Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!

Why do a pedophile love Halloween?

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