"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe " " why?" "Because I want to hang"
What does the cow say when its going on holiday - MOOOOOYORK
Can ask your sister how are you going for Christmas 🎄 and I have internet
why does an orphan cry on thanksgiving
family gathering
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas, I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the Chicken's day off!
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas I don't know he still hasn't opened it yet
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
What did sally get for Easter.. Nail polish,
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
What’s micheal Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks
