Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
I like Christmas. It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay 😁
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe " " why?" "Because I want to hang"
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
What does the cow say when its going on holiday - MOOOOOYORK
What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
why does an orphan cry on thanksgiving
family gathering
Can ask your sister how are you going for Christmas 🎄 and I have internet
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas, I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the Chicken's day off!
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas I don't know he still hasn't opened it yet
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
