For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Orphan's Buttonless Phone
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brain. The joke is that the orphan doesn't have a "home" to go to. So, giving them a phone without a "home button" is a kinda dark joke. It's like saying they don't need one 'cause they ain't got no home!