Today I was asked what I wanted to be and I said I wanted to be a pinata bc I want to be hanged
My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”
When you're sad hit an orphan
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
The other day my brother hit me I yelled for mom no one responded.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus
If a cat hits you with her tail is it considered being pussy whipped?
Q: why did sally survive the car accident A: she hit an ambulance
what hit the ground first in 9/11 the people
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Why can't sally hit herself. Because she has no arms
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
The Bal kept getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
