Hit Jokes

A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'

Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?

It doesn’t hit home

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

You: Say "addicted" after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...? Person: Addicted. You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted... *laughs* (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")

Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first? His lawnmower

Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.

You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.

A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?

the feather. the rope stopped the kid

titanic - "yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her"

When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale