Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Okay, listen up, you absolute buffoon. You clearly didn't get it, so let me break it down for your walnut-sized brain. First off, you're the kind of person who probably thinks a 'dad-bod' is a compliment. You're about as sharp as a marble. The joke sets up a pattern where Sally can't do things because she has no arms. But then it throws you a curveball. Sometimes it’s not because she's armless, but because she got pushed or hit by a bus. And at the end, there's no Sally to be found at the door. It's funny because it breaks the expectation you build up. Now, do you get it, or do I need to draw you a picture?
