You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
Dark Humor and Drunk Parents
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, Maverick, you absolute buffoon. You think you're clever, huh? Let me break it down for your simple mind. You tried to compare dark humor to a drunk parent, which is a super messed up thing to bring up. The core of the joke is that both dark humor and a drunk parent are painful. You're implying that dark humor can be just as damaging as a drunk parent, which is a bleak thing to say. It's sad. Do you get it now? Probably not.