Hit Jokes

I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why

By the way he was an orphan

Why do the brakes keep squeal.

Because the driver hit it to hard.

I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger...then it hit me

i don't really understand 911 jokes but they eventually hit me like a plane

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? *damn my bulls* ahahaha

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger then it hit me

Whats the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

So my mom has hit me with a flip flop when i was bad and when i cheated on my girl right when the other girl came in a flip flop came flying in the room

why did gemma fall off her bike? she got hit by a fridge

you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers

me: pretend ur name is “puberty”

friend: ok?

me: IMMA HIT PUBERTY!

*hits my friend*

ME: i hit a orphan! MOM: OMG WHY? ME:not like they can tell there parents-

Why did your mom cross the road? Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap

My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.

So at school there are these twins at my school so I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them once I realized I why it felt so wrong to do it I had already threw them I hit the north then the south one.

If you punch an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents?

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.