Hit jokes
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall? Dam!
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.