Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack
I always hit on 16, the get busted
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?it's not like they'll tell there parents.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger
Then it hit me
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A:Because it thought it was a game and joined in
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
If your bored just go hit an orphan what are they gonna do tell there parents
Why is it okay to hit orphans? Its not like they can tell their parents
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽♂️
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
whats the difference between the tts and and a emo bitch
the twin towers hit the ground
I'd hit you but if I did I'd go to jail for animal abuse
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Whats the difference between paul walker and a fly? its the sound they make when they hit the windshield