Hit jokes
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.