History jokes
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.