History jokes
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
Memes
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!