History jokes
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.