History jokes
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Memes
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.