History jokes
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"