History jokes

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?

"Call 911!"

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

One more 360 noscope for my montage.

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?

A: They've dealt with a burning bush.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

Hitler was the most handsome man alive.

Everyone died for him.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"