What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
History Jokes
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
