History jokes
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.