History jokes
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.