History jokes
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
Memes
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein FΓΌhrer ist steckenbleiben in meinen ZΓ€hnen."
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.