History jokes

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.

"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?

Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.

I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.

There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?

A: They've dealt with a burning bush.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.