History jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.