History jokes
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What do you call a Mongolian swindler? A Khan artist.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.