History jokes
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?