History jokes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Memes
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!