Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
History Jokes
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
