History jokes
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Memes
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Q: Why canβt Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Whatβs the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. π₯΅
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: β οΈ