Jesus vs. Picture

  • What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, dummy. This joke is playing on the crucifixion of Jesus, where they nailed him to the cross. The punchline is that you only need one nail to hang a picture, which makes the listener think about how many nails were used on Jesus. Hint: more than one, you imbecile.

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  • Comments (1)

  • You are not a Christian. I can respect whatever religion you follow but I find this joke disrespectful and offensive.

    Dauntless Abyssinian

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