History jokes
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Memes
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.