History jokes

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?

Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?

He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and on their land.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.

But the punch line is too long.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!

What did Jessiey do?

Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.