History jokes
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"