I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
