Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
History Jokes
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
