History jokes
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
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What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary: