History jokes
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...