History jokes
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.