History jokes

Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?

It was only 3/5 full.

Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

What do you call a blind German?

A Nazi (not see).

What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain finished the races.

The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.

My classmate, Hailey Legacy.

What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.