Dino Snore jokes
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.