History jokes
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.