History jokes
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."