History jokes
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Memes
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
SpongeBob did 9/11.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.