History jokes
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
Memes
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.