History jokes

What do you call German weed?

Mustard Gas.

What's Christian and holey?

JFK.

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?

Jesus got pegged against a cross.

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."

I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.

What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?

"Feet! Feet!"

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

What do Jesus and a painting have in common?

They hang by nails.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.