History jokes
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
SpongeBob did 9/11.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.