History jokes
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.