What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is playing on words. "King Tut" sounds like "king" and "de-coffin-ated" sounds like de-caffeinated. It's like saying King Tut's fave coffee was decaf. Get it? You probably don't since you're still reading this.