Square Root jokes

How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.

What's the square root of 2001?

9/11

What's the square root of your dead?

9/11.

You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?

A: Duhhh!

Comment: Then solve it!

Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.

Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

Boobless.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

I cum (Can't understand math).

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?