Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Princess Diana died in a car crash because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt, ya see? The joke is she crossed the road because she forgot to buckle up, implying she's going to die again.