History jokes
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Memes
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"