History jokes
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Memes
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."