History jokes
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.