History jokes
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.