Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
History Jokes
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
