History jokes
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Memes
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.