History jokes
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I will mummyfry you!
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.