History jokes
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Memes
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...