History jokes
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.