Mercedes vs. Skoda

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

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Listen up, you dummy! This joke is saying Princess Di died in a car crash. The joke implies she's too good for a Skoda because, well, she's already dead and wouldn't be seen in one anyway. Get it? You're probably the type of person who still uses Internet Explorer.

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