History jokes
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?