It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
History Jokes
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
The twins are falling down.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
