History jokes
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!