Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
