History jokes
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
The twins are falling down.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.