History jokes

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?

"You're breathtaking."

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?

Winston Churchill.

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...