History jokes
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.