History jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Memes
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.