History jokes
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Memes
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.