History jokes
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Memes
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.