History jokes

What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?

You’re breathtaking!

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

How do you kill Hellen Keller?

Take her on a walk off a cliff.

What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?

Adolf Fit-ler.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

The twins are falling down.

It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

My great grandpa killed Hitler.

Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?

You'll get jur ass kicked.

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!