History jokes
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.