History jokes
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
The Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Flippity floppity, women are property.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
What's the difference between a painting and Jesus?
A painting only needs one nail.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.