Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
