Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
History Jokes
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
