History jokes
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!