History jokes
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... đ
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Whatâs Queen Elizabethâs pickup line?
Youâre breathtaking!
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.