History jokes
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.