History

History jokes

Woman

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

Coal

What is the difference between Black people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

Church

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Twin

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Suicide

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

Tower

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Difference

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

Titanic

*Titanic was sinking.*

Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?

Captain: Two miles.

Passenger: Which way are we going?

Captain: Down.

Supermarket

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

Hitler

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.