History jokes
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.