History jokes

If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?

At least you don’t die when you shower.

Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.

Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!

Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?

The lobsters in the kitchen.

People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!

(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!

(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.