History jokes
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.