What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
