Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
History Jokes
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. đ
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, whatâs going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, âGuess this isnât your day, is it?â
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
