History jokes

Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?

A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔

"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"

(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!

(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!

(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

The world's first microwaves.

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!