History jokes
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.