History jokes
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Memes
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.