History jokes
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Memes
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.