History jokes
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.