"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
History Jokes
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
