History jokes
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.