History jokes
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.