History jokes
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.