History jokes
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Memes
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.