History jokes
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.