lmao why do people think they can fly?
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
