Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Chess Game
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. It's saying Americans don't wanna play chess with Muslims 'cause the last time they did, they lost "two towers." Get it? Like the World Trade Center. You probably don't even know what chess is. Or the World Trade Center. You probably think 9/11 was just a movie.