Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is playing on the stereotype of German soldiers marching in formation. The Champs d'Elysees has trees, providing shade, which is why German soldiers like marching there. See, it's 'cause they're German! You wouldn't get it, you probably still think the Earth is flat.