Chink jokes

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?

It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"

What do you call a fat chink?

Saturn.

It's the 1940s.

The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

The chink gets sook chinged!

When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."

What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.

Chinmey?

Ching chong China.

Jing jong Japan.

Ting tong Taiwan.

Hing hong Hong Kong.

King kong Korea.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.