Chink jokes

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?

It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"

When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."

It's the 1940s.

The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

The chink gets sook chinged!

What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.

What do you call a fat chink?

Saturn.

People claim that Trump has Russian ties.

FAKE NEWS!

All of Trump's ties are made in China.

What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?

tweezers.

People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.