What's the difference between a painting and Jesus?
A painting only needs one nail.
Painting vs. Jesus
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. This joke is dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. So, the joke compares a painting to Jesus. Get it? Paintings need one nail to hang, but Jesus needed more than one on the cross. You probably think nails are just for building stuff, huh? Well, history class probably wasn't your strong suit, was it?
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