Cesar jokes

Cesar: What was that good salad called?

Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.

Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?

Servant: Hail, Cesar.

Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!

Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.

Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!

What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?

They were both killed by Romans.

Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.

Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.

It's Caesar salad.

Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).

How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.