History jokes
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
Memes
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.