I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
whos the world fastest readers? 9/11 victims.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What is the difference between Kanye And Hitler Hitler knew when his career was over
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
