History jokes

Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"

The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"

Johnny replies: "Sure."

After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.

Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"

The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."

After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.

My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.

Hitler was a dic-tator.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.

Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?

Because they’re dead.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?

A: She kept stepping on a rake.

What was the worse purchase America ever made?

Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.

JFK is definitely a bottom.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?

Georgie floated!

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.