History jokes

Hitler was a dic-tator.

Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

JFK is definitely a bottom.

Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?

A: She kept stepping on a rake.

What was the worse purchase America ever made?

Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?

Georgie floated!

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?

Because they’re dead.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.

What is black and white and red all over?

JFK

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"9/11"

"9/11 Who?"

"I thought you'd never forget..."

I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.