Dic jokes
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Suc my dic
LOL
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
I like dick.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.