History jokes
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
"Another one bites the dust."
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.