McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
