History jokes
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
JFK is definitely a bottom.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.